Oh, for the love... Understanding that this is most likely a drag queen, it is still nasty. Do people really think that others enjoy this? I mean- seeing this really is as painful as, say, someone kicking you in the shins. And so- Sir or Madam (whatever the case may be):

Let me introduce you to my little friend. The razor. And please learn from Al and Lindsey- shirts are g-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-d. This just makes you look as though you've escaped from the funny farm where you weren't allowed to have any sharp objects.