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Armpits. Tubetops. Bum cheeks. It's just plain wrong. Would you like those hot pants with a side of class?

Friday, September 01, 2006


2006 vma awards
The vma awards have come and gone. Thank goodness. It's not that I don't enjoy music- I have been a fan of Shakira's music since I was in South America and heard it coming from the shops as we went down the street. But awards shows have become nothing more than a contest to see who can get away with the most outlandish outfits. Thanks to Lil' Kim- we are now seeing strategically placed stickers in place of a shirt. What are they thinking!?! If I saw someone on the street who had put on stickers instead of a shirt, I'd have thought they were a mental patient. Now, I wasn't born yesterday- I expect to see more casual attire at an MTV show. But I didn't see one female dressed in anything I wouldn't expect on a call girl. They were advertising, and I don't mean music. And so the award goes to:
Justin Timberlake. Nice suit. No booty.
Thank you Justin for sparing us! Now about your lyrics...

2 Comments:

At 9:59 AM, Blogger elasticwaistbandlady said...

Don't you know? Justin's bringing sexyback? As though him singing stuff like "see these shackles babe? I'm your slave. I'll let you whip me if I misbehave", through a megaphone makes him sexy.

 
At 10:38 AM, Blogger Queen K said...

Yes- it is definitely the megaphone that is sexy! To be honest, though, any man who would use a megaphone in my direction better be wearing protective gear.

 

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