No shirt, no shoes, no service Part 2
No post about shirtless people would be complete without mentioning my neighbor. To protect the ridiculous, we will call him Avalanche Al, the Hairless Wonder. Without fail, Al is out in his soccer shorts, completely shirtless, by March 15 th every year. It would be one thing if the man were to stay in his house. But he struts around outside like a male peacock during mating season. And with looks resembling Jeff Foxworthy, it is a sight to behold. I'm not saying he needs to wear a 3 piece suit, but a t-shirt would be nice. Look at Nick and Mario, Al. Shirts are g-o-o-o-o-o-o-d.
posted by Queen K @ 8:56 PM
6 Comments:
sounds like he could use some WAX (and a personal trainer). I don't think we would complain if the shirtless neighbor looked like nick or mario!
ew and we have an apt neighbor who comes to the mailbox in only shorts and he is muy overweight and hairy too! EEW. and the saddest thing about it, I think that IIIIIIII am the one who gets embarassed when I see him shirtless...
Embarrased for him, or embarrassed that you had to see it!?! That is nasty! Shirts should be mandatory!
I know what you're saying. I saw this guy running with his shirt off. He was white, a little flabby and short. I didn't want to see that. I don't know what it is, but if he had some muscles and a tan, I wouldn't be complaining. That's messed up.
k/a-my Secret Agent Man is going to Buffalo at the end of the month? How is the weather? Should I pack him any sweaters?
THE WEATHER: buffalo has been in the low-mid 50s lately, pretty chilly, although somedays it's in the mid-high 60s... I would pack a variety of stuff - layers etc in case it's cold (sweater=yes) & check the weather channel because by the end of the month it could be PRETTY cold. also it rains a lot so an umbrella might come in handy... hopefully the leaves will still be pretty when he's here!
Thanks for the tips! I wanted to come with, I have never been there, but he will only be there for two days. I figured if I am going to use my frequent flyer miles, I should make them count.
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