Oh, for the love... Understanding that this is most likely a drag queen, it is still nasty. Do people really think that others enjoy this? I mean- seeing this really is as painful as, say, someone kicking you in the shins. And so- Sir or Madam (whatever the case may be):

Let me introduce you to my little friend. The razor. And please learn from Al and Lindsey- shirts are g-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-d. This just makes you look as though you've escaped from the funny farm where you weren't allowed to have any sharp objects.

No shirt, no shoes, no service Part 2

No post about shirtless people would be complete without mentioning my neighbor. To protect the ridiculous, we will call him Avalanche Al, the Hairless Wonder. Without fail, Al is out in his soccer shorts, completely shirtless, by March 15 th every year. It would be one thing if the man were to stay in his house. But he struts around outside like a male peacock during mating season. And with looks resembling Jeff Foxworthy, it is a sight to behold. I'm not saying he needs to wear a 3 piece suit, but a t-shirt would be nice. Look at Nick and Mario, Al. Shirts are g-o-o-o-o-o-o-d.